canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
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Oh, the things you’ll find on Reddit.
“Are your children playing with LUCIFER’S TESTICLES?”
When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look at them in the eye and say, EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY! JESUS CHRIST!
Christianity: keeping it fresh and original since day one
A dull-looking chart projected on the wall of a university office in Jerusalem displayed a revelation that would startle many readers of the Old Testament: The sacred text that people revered in the past was not the same…